Future plans of childrensFuture plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Perfect hearing aidA man was telling his neighbor,“I just bought a new hearing aid.It cost me four thousand dollars,but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor .“What kind is it?”MAN:“Twelve thirty.”
I always think about U.I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m very desperate for U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.That’s all what my mama say to me:p
If you are …….. Congrats u r PakistanIf:-R u emotionally dumbedCreatively challenged?Artistically void?Socially hopeless?And financially desperate?
Congrats you are aPAKISTANI!
Best ever advice!Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one
Ur Single SmileOn Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Aik Pagal dusry seAik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”
Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”
Ants will finish youa girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..u r very handsome.u r very cute.u r very sweet.ooph…….sorry.i can’t call u sweet….because ants will finish u.