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Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchenand he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,Police or Ambulance?

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami
TERROR JOKE -What will happenif u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?TSUNAMI will be createdsince an amplifier convertssmall waves into bigger wave.

Life is nothing without LOVE
Life is nothing without LOVE,Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,don’t get emotional, yar just b practicalSo STOP loving and START Kissing.

5 points of a normal student
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

When I open my eyes every morning
When I open my eyes every morningI pray to God that everyone shouldhave a friend like you….Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Hi i am marrying next week
Hi i am marrying next weekthere will be a small party andonly few persons will be invitedHey don’t bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister